I had to start a blog so I could “John C. Mayer” Mark RM. Wahlberg
One of my favorite bloggers is pranking the internet, yes folks (ya I don’t have folks yet but I will) Aunt Becky over at is out to prank the WORLD ok not the world just the interwebs. So I thought oh who is so deserving of being John C. Mayer’d but non other than Mark RM. Wahlberg!
Oh Mark RM. Wahlberg you have complicated my life from the first moment I laid eyes on your six pack abs and the elasticy wasteband of your white Calvin Kleins, there was no returning to the pure innocent joy I found in your brother’s group, New Kids on the Block. No, I had now been introduced to you Mark RM. Wahlberg and your funky bunch doing moves that the NKOTB only dreamed of!
Oh Mark RM. Wahlberg you and your funky bunch got the girls a moving with your “Good Vibrations” and it was from then on my innocent eyes would be constantly on the lookout for abs like yours Mark RM. Wahlberg! And then Mark RM Wahlberg it was like you left me for my formative college years only to show back up in movies like “Boogie Nights” starring as Dirk Diggler and oh heck ya we got to see that amazing body of yours again oh you sexy stud Mark RM Wahlberg!
You can act my friend, oh how you can act! Oh but then you tried to impress me more by producing one of the greatest shows ever Mark RM Wahlberg and yes I am speaking of “Entourage” on HBO. It quickly became one of my favorite shows. But you didn’t stop there you went on to star in other movies like “Three Kings”, “We Own the Night” and “The Lovely Bones”. Mark RM Wahlberg my heart skipped a beat when you showed up in “Date Night” and I couldn’t agree more Mark RM Wahlberg with Phil Foster “When you took one look at him you lit up like a sparkly sparkler. And I get it because I lit up too! He is super hot! Why, why do you need muscles on your shoulders like that? And I am just a husband, just a dork who doesn’t know how to load the dishwasher. I am the guy who needs to work out more.”